Talia

= Overview = Talia "sporrk" Balls is the high priest of the KVH church. She is most known for the assassination of actor Timothee Chalamet (coming sometime in February 2021). She is also responsible for the Tiananmen Square Massacre.

= Family = Sporrk was married to her lifelong partner Anna on October 7th 2020. They both have two children by the names of Lesbian Baby Nishinoya and Kaido Shun. The rest of Sporrk's family was sacrificed in a church ritual.

1453
October 29: was born in rural Albania

2018
Unknown date: takes up the job of contract serial killer and joins KVH

2019
March: is accused of being a russian spy

June: becomes founder of the KVH church

2020
October 7: gets married to Anna

November: returns to homeland of Albania to spread her religious teachings